So I haven’t had a contest here in quite a while. Today, in honor of Friday, Wayne Chrebet, my bloodied colon and John Oates, I offer this …
Name the Florida Marlins new ugly-ass outfield statue. The name can be as many words as possible. One. Ten. Matters not. Post your answers in the Comments section, with an e-mail. The winner, announced early next week, snags a signed copy of Sweetness, as well as the audio version of the book.
Word.
Dock Ellis Island
“Sweetness.”
Mount Shitmore.
This is Miami on drugs. Any Questions?
“2.4 Billion dollar Stadium and all the Marlins Paid for was this Lousy Statue”
Here are two.
1. Eye cancer
2. Miserable vomitious mass (from The Princess Bride).
“Are You Sure This Is What Peyton Asked For?”
“Miami Vice” or “Marlin Over Miami”
The Ozzie Guillen Rage Boner.
Jaws shits Froot Loops
Mt.Marine Biology
The Island of Misfit Aborted Sea Creature Fetuses
My not so little friend…
Jimmy Buffet’s Fever Dream
The Loria LMFAO
Marlin Masterpiece of shit
Clown Seafood Vomit
Carmen Miranda
H(ome) R(un) Pufnstuf.
Big Trouble in Little Havana
The Pastel Death
The Farce in Marlins Park
South Beach Suicide Watch
Reverberation Head Screws
A Long Strange Trip with the Incredible Mr. Limpet
Why We Lost Nemo in the First Place
What Lebron Did With His Talents in South Beach
Lady Gaga’s Menstrual Drippings
“Mount F*cking Ridiculous.”
Agador Sparticus
Senor Wonka, I presume?
The Little “Lame”-ana Apple
2001: An Ocean Oddesey.
Lucy In The Sky With Marlins
1. Jimmy Buffett’s Tombstone
2. The Guy Harvey’s Wet Dream
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Home Run Island
The Charlie Tuna Memorial Mausoleum & Gift Shop
Billy The Marlin’s Man Cave
A Good Idea On Coke
Pewee’s Wheelhouse
A Timothy Leary Sunrise
Art Dreko
Nouveau Fishe
‘Sushi’
“Public Restroom’
‘I Went to See The Marlins and All I Saw Was This Stupid Statue”
‘Side Effects Include Nausea and Blindness’
‘Do Not Look Directly At The Art’
‘This is Your Brain on Drugs’
“The True Face of Sarah Palin’
Or alternately:
“Jeff’s Colon: The Interior’
Heh this is fun! ^^