Jeff used to have one of those annoying FILL IN THE INFORMATION things, but he hated it. So here’s the deal. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org. He checks his e-mail regularly, and only responds with insults on occasion.
By the way, “He” refers to “Jeff.” And since he is painfully uncool, “He” (aka “Jeff”) admits he’s writing this in the third person. For no good reason.
Put different: E-mail me, I’ll respond.