So earlier today I asked on Twitter whether anyone could help solve my running toilet problem. I posted this …
Just spent 20 minutes trying to fix stupid toilet. Any ideas why it won’t stop running? Free book to the person w solution … pic.twitter.com/sJUQBuczGx
— Jeff Pearlman (@jeffpearlman) January 22, 2019
Now, as we speak, nearly 7,000 people have watched a video of my shitter being flushed. Which, to me, means only one thing: I need to start writing more blog posts, books, articles about my toilet and, maybe, the toilets of famous people.
Have you always wondered whether LeBeon goes left or right when he flushes? Curious if Mike Trout utilized water-saving technology? Interested in the stickers coating Sidney Crosby’s crap trap?
Jeff Pearlman will bring you all the answers.